When I was younger, I was such a fool. In the classroom where we did English there was a poster saying "Kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray". And so one day I tried kissing an ashtray, because I wanted to know what it would be like to kiss someone.

Of course, I'm not so naive anymore. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just off to take a bath with my socks on.