I'm still working on ideas for my new computer game, which is going to counteract all the sex and violence in those nasty games that you buy in shops. My game is based on another one, but with a few twists. It's going to be called GTA: Nice City. In it, you can go around doing a series of missions, such as:

Running little old ladies down (to the shops)
Picking up hookers (and giving them a ride home and a lecture about public decency)
Shooting drug dealers (with a camera and giving the evidence to the police)
Finding unlocked cars (and leaving a little note on them warning the owner of their silliness)

And so on. It's gonna be great!