**Smash the polynomial hierarchy**!

I got the P! I got the NP!

Yeah, you know me!

I got coNP! I got BPP!

Got them all, don't you see...

Give me space! Give me logspace

Gonna take my place, gonna play my ace,

My AC0, gonna be a hero

People think I'm so bizarre, see

Gonna smash the polynomial hierarchy!

My warring machine is a Turing machine,

Recoil in horror y'all when you see my oracle

And call for your momma, yeah, when you meet my automata

Don't get mean, and don't you get snarky

But I smashed the polynomial hierarchy

Take any 3SAT, I spit it right back

Word to my homies all, it's polynomial

Me always in P-time, committing no crime

I steal RSA like it was your car keys

'Cause I smashed the polynomial hierarchy

I got the P! It equals NP!

I ain't on PCP!

I got RPP, all of NPC!

Million bucks be comin' to me

Stephen Cook better rewrite the book

C, L and R S attend my classes

And Michael Sipser can start calling me sir

Chris Papadimitriou can worship at my feet, yo

...don't you be calling me Aho, I ain't no ho...

[repeat to fade]

It's a work in progress, but what do you expect for 30 minutes work?