I was listening to the new Eminem song for ages, and I wondered why he kept going on about how ace Usher was in the backing track. I thought he didn't like Usher. Is he trying to be ironic? Then, on closer listening, I realised that he was actually going on about "Marshall" (ie himself). Well, they sound the same...

Lately I have been watching The Severn Samurai: a classic movie about a bunch of fearless warriors from the West Country.