Somehow someone arrives here with the search query "Kobe Bryant Clerihew". Always happy to oblige, here are a couple composed in about ten seconds:
Says he didn't rape her
That's not what I read in the paper.
or, on a more upbeat tone:
is a giant
He stands tall
When he plays ball.
Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
Am also puzzled who in India is googling for "GoogleFlavoredPeanutButter", which appears as a rather artificial GoogleWhack elsewhere on this page. Probably a reader, but still... is it really possible that someone read that here, and was so excited by the idea that they had to run a search to see where they could get some? I wonder.