Return of the lolly sticks

I finally bought some new lollys, and after sucking one off last week, confirmed that they do indeed carry "jokes" on them, so at some point I might get around to the long overdue lolly stick joke update. But not yet.

I am currently too busy shepharding a couple of papers into something that from a distance will resemble finished state. Meantime, I am beset by emails from my credit card company, who inform me that my statement is available online, and I can do all sorts of things on their website. They finish with the sentence "We look forward to servicing you online." Which is very nice, but I think I would much prefer it if they limited themselves to merely serving me online.