The Top 10,000 Rejected Onion Headlines

1. New online satire website not as funny as the Onion used to be.
2. Ordinary event reported as it were important
3. Onion style becoming tired, repetitive
4. Another reference to March 1974 Edition of Oui Magazine
5. You get the idea, there's no need to repeat it thousands of times over...
6. ... unlike some people...