Thanks to RjY and Matt for the links. Interesting to see that this gets 13 hits through RjY who labels this "weird shite" to 1 hit via Matt who says that he likes it. Anyway, those links should get this into search engines soon... I should explain, I'm only doing this as a way to collect bizarre search queries. Difficult to compete with the site that comes #1 for "hamster pipe arse" in Google, though.