Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here...

For the first time in ooh ages a new lolly stick joke:
Q: How to billboards talk?
A: Sign Language

Which isn't all that bad, considering what has gone before. Oh, and I might as well tell you the latest AOL passwords:
Crawl-soever
Ticket-damp

Which don't really need any comments.

There was an advert on TV, which showed a basketball player getting out of bed next to a sleeping woman. In the light of the Kobe Bryant accusations, I could have sworn that the voiceover said "Do not be afraid of rapists", which seemed a bit unexpected. On closer inspection, they actually seemed to be saying "Do not be afraid of greatness". It's an easy mistake to make.

The search queries people use to get here still make interesting reading, though search traffic is down a lot lately. Sex still dominates, as shown by "nude bloggs", "milkshake nude", and of course "Dervla Kerwin". To the person asking "one of its legs is both the same this doesn't make any sense": it's just a childish joke, get over it. "Paul Verhoven lift"? I have no idea at all...