Perverts, the lot of you

Can't help worrying about the class of people I get around here. Here's a pick of the best search queries coming my way out of the last dozen or so, and see if you can spot a trend:

miss piggy breast
hen party hidden camera
"shrek sex"
dervla kerwin
george formby wanker
DERVLA KERWIN
"fiona nude" shrek
dervla kerwin

I suggest you all seek professional advice. I know I would.