I really shouldn't like this kind of thing

but I do.

"There was a little old lady she was walkin' down the road she was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city having lunch in the park I believe that is called al fresco"

and

"all the magazines talk about weight loss
if I buy those jeans I can look like kate moss"

I mean, the home page is on Mice Pace, for goodness sake.