Lirp Aloof

I say chums, here's a jolly jape. Over the course of the next twenty four hours, I'm going to post a succession of blog entries. Each one of these will be correct in every detail --- except one, which will be completely made up for April Fool's Day. It's your job to pick out the lie from the barrage of truth. So, gird you loins and get set for this hilarious inslaught of tomfoolery and wackiness!