The following has been buzzing around my head for a few weeks now. Feel free to appropriate and turn into something useful.
The scene: Boston, in the early 1700s. Two Bostonians are preparing to celebrate thanksgiving.
Sam: And this is my newest creation!
[He presents Ben with a 12" disc of pastry with melted cheese and tomato topping]
Ben: What is this? Never in my life have I seen so strange a dish!
Sam: Try it!
[Ben takes a slice, and savours the new dish]
Ben: My! Such a cornucopia of sensation! Such a rich blend of flavors cannot be godly!
Sam: Now try this
[He presents a second "pizza", this time with a selection of sweet peppers, mushrooms and sausage meat cooked on top.]
Ben: What fresh devillry is this?
Sam: 'Tis not devillry -- 'tis DiGorno!
Fin.
NB: this may not make any sense to those who have not spent too long watching US TV adverts -- see this advert if you must.
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