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Not coming soon to any multiplex near you: more sequels than you could ever care about.

Shrek 2: Shrek's in the City

After a messy breakup with wife Fiona, Shrek is single and horny (two horns, in fact), and decides to take a trip to New York, to find someone less green. He meets sex-columnist Sarah Jessica-Miranda-Virginia-Tara-Palmer-Parker, who is researching an article on women who love men who are big green trolls. Hilarity ensues. Rated R for gratuitous Eddie Murphy.

The Matrix2

Matrix^2_{i,j} = \Sum_k x_{i,k} x_{k,j}. Trivially.

X-Men 2

More fun with the band of transsexual superheros. Obviously.

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